I'm Sarah
I'm a straight lesbian
girls are pretty

because you're lazy and you've been taught too much to learn. another pawn, a pink flamingo on the lawn of the capital of shame, with your buried head and only you to blame.

∙ Say Anything
∙ Studio Ghibli
∙ Max Bemis
∙ Kitty cats!
∙ Sherri Dupree-Bemis
∙ American Horror Story
∙ Adventure Time
∙ Evan Peters
∙ Tattoos
∙ Alexandra Breckenridge
∙ The Big Bang Theory
∙ Mila Kunis
∙ Batman
∙ Other pretty shit

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nerdpoet:

the-kryptonknight:

housewifeswag:

buy me this on a first date and you’re probably getting laid.

So delicious

Reblogged: housewifeswag.tumblr.com

probably? nay. i’m dtf for this.

taxyourfeet:

iwasafakerbeforeyou:

I wish you could write more music like the Baseball album. -sigh-

memecenterz:

Pixar-Marvel Mashups

sharkleberryfin:

max bemis

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

theworldthatyoulivein:

Two Tongues - Wowee Zowee

I don’t wanna go home unless I’m not alone.

lawsofmodernman:

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